Pee pee flakes

Morning cereal flakes, with piss replacing the milk.

Damn, that’s a fine bowl of pee pee flakes you have there!

by gasstationbonerpills July 14, 2025

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

flake plaque

The widespread tendency of people to cancel or not show up to dates, activities, or events with friends, colleagues, or romantic partners, despite having indicated that they would come.

Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.

Person A: Where are all your friends who wanted to come? Person B: You know it, flake plaque…

by snapebysnape March 7, 2025

Baby Flakes

Dried Semen

That guy I hooked up with got baby flakes all over my bed sheets!

by Anita Dyck July 4, 2024

Flake

Flake mean don’t like, they face not good around you, or moving weird. Like if you see a car riding thru da same hood bout 3 times you gon call that car “flake”

Ay watch that car they moving Flake. Jit a Flake if I see em dats dat

by 305Jitt August 12, 2024

Snow-flaking

Verb: The act of opening ones mouth and sticking out their tongue to catch ejaculate flying through the air. (like catching a snowflake on the tongue) Often followed up by "snowballing" it into another's mouth during sexual congress.

Oh my God!, I went into Logan's room to see if he was ready for school.. I opened the door and caught him snow-flaking into his own mouth...

by XxShaDynastyxX May 22, 2025

Flaking the Chain

masturbating on a boat

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023