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Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024
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fartsweaters

Action-verb.
When you walk into a crop dusted fart cloud and can taste the robust aroma of what was consumed which stick to your teeth. You have fartsweathers.
'Lit Johnny crop dusted me and gave me fartsweaters.
by Fairymonster and Boogeyman March 24, 2024
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fartsmag

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by fartsmag April 21, 2024
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fartstunkcal

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!
My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.
by Nevaeh & Alex March 8, 2025
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fartstunkcal

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!
My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.
by Nevaeh & Alex March 8, 2025
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fartstunkcal

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!
My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.
by Nevaeh & Alex March 8, 2025
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Firasty

by anonymous June 1, 2025
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