wide feet

Did you hear? He has wide feet!!!
by Crandy gladly March 22, 2017
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blue feet

Similar to blue balls, "blue feet" is the feeling a skateboarder gets when either they come across a perfect skatespot while not having their board handy, or for any other reason are unable to skate when they are dying to.

This term can also apply to any kind of board rider or foot-focused athlete for that matter.
"Yo peep that buttery hubba ledge across the street."

"Wow its perfect. We shoulda brought our boards.. didn't know there'd be spots around here.."

"Ah.. you feelin the instant blue feet right now? Im in pain.."
by stos October 12, 2009
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Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
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meat on feet

a sick fetish having to do with getting sexually aroused by putting meat products of people feet
That meat on feet dvd was on sale
by Brian Dennehey January 21, 2007
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Fuzzy Feet

thats one fuzzy foot john
thems some fuzzy feet
by Its time for some yum yums!! August 14, 2008
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dragon feet

Very wide feet belonging to a female that have short toes and extreme dryness, appearing to be almost scaly. They most closely resemble the feet of a dragon, although they belong to a female human. The female will most likely walk around barefoot whenever possible as all shoes are uncomfortable, even when it is dangerous, such as lifting and moving heavy objects or when walking across gravel.
Person 1: "I'm going to stay over at your house tonight."
Person 2: "Not with those dragon feet, you aren't! I don't want to end up with my legs all scratched up!"

Although the gravel driveway was painful to walk across for Tina, it was no problem for Carole as she used her dragon feet to traipse right across.
by jupiter6921 September 19, 2011
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Party Feet

The condition of having dirt or other filth coating one's feet after being barefoot (or wearing open shoes) at a party.

See also frat feet.
My shoes hurt, but I didn't want to take them off so I could avoid getting party feet.
by Ekstebel April 28, 2009
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