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False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!
by Mati Allin November 23, 2020
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Fagstard

1. Fagstard: someone who is a faggot and bastard at the same, usually to spare yourself the time to call someone both words you just use Fagstard instead.

2. Not necessarily a gay person but a really annoying person that wont just leave you alone after declining politely eg bellboy, waiters asking for tips, email spammers etc

3. A homophobe. since there is zero reason to be homophobic. A homophobic person is definitely a closet faggot and a bastard at the same time.

See examples below:
1. Me: I called my roommate a bastard faggot (fagstard) last year and later apologised to him months later.

2. Emmanuel: I unsubscribed these guys from my mailing list but somewhere they still send me spam emails.
Me: fagstards! I have several of them also!!

3. Me: yo, I heard gay men are killed in Iraq by ISIS guys.
My reflection: such hilarity! Homophobes at day, fagstards at night!
by DavidandIsaac December 16, 2020
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Fagstevan

Better than charbanator/ charb
Charb was shit taking so this happened Fagstevan
by ThuhPenguin69 February 2, 2021
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False ally

An emey. Someone who pretends to be your ally so they can get close enough to kill you.
She wanted you to give her the key and open your heart to her, but Liquid had other plans for the key once she got it from you. She was your false ally.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
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false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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False underdog story

One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.
There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
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false..hope

the most beautiful person ever in the whole world
Person one: you are mutuals with false..hope on tiktok?? im so jealous
Person two: heck yea
by false..hope..fan April 15, 2021
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