Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.

A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.

by Primus DCE July 2, 2024

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

fu man chop

A fu man chop is a combination of a fu man chu and chops.

Matt is rocking the fu man chops to show off his amazing butt chin.

by BaberahamLincoln May 23, 2018

Fu-Ka

Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka

Don’t buy those hotdogs Man, they’re Fu-Ka, worst ones I have ever tasted.

by Shwiftymofo April 19, 2020