frealous

When you are jealous of someone, but he or she is a friend. So you are happy for them at the same time.

I am frealous that Ginger and Mark went skydiving last weekend. Good for them. But they didn't invite me.

by mmpartee October 15, 2008

freedom shell

Used in the June 26th, 2008 episode of The Colbert Report after he added Spain to the Axis of Evil and declared "No more tacos, America! From now on we eat freedom shells."

"Dude, it's time for Fourthmeal. Let's go grab a couple freedom shells."

by MandiInMisery June 26, 2008

freemon

a Jamaican word that helpfully combines the word "freedom" and the word "man" (pronounced "mon"), thus shortening the commonly heard sentence, "enjoying your freedom, man?" to "enjoying your freemon?"

I'm freemon! Time to party!

by polygon42 July 7, 2010

Freel

A free feel. An awkward or inappropriate touch that bears no consequence due to its innocent (and oftentimes ignorant) nature. A brush of the hand across the body's, ummm... shall we say... private zones.

When she passed me the baby to hold, I accidentally got a freel.

Dude, that was her friend's booty you were grabbing! And nobody's mad? Freel of the century, bro.

I was just going for his car keys when I got a total freel. We both acted like it didn't happen.

by TheRealAwhit May 12, 2011

freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012

Freelax

Relaxing while doing something that doesn't cost money. Usually follows an expensive weekend.

"Dude can we just freelax tonight ? I spent all my money at the bar last weekend."

by JGp ercussion November 8, 2012

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement

While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.

by America7601 February 2, 2015