Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

frieda flakes

Freida Flakes is whopper at sucking vapes.

Frieda Flakes takes Adabayo on dates.

by Meg-atron May 25, 2021

cadburys flake

crumbles under any kind of pressure; named after a popular chocolate bar; irish variation is a roughan

The england team pulled a real cadburys flake and let in 4 easy goals in the second half

by naoisemac June 22, 2004

Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.

Would you like thora flakes with that?

by Jambodia, King of the toilet people April 26, 2003

Flake

A flake is someone who makes plans with you but can never seem to follow through.

Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.

by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024

Pee pee flakes

Morning cereal flakes, with piss replacing the milk.

Damn, that’s a fine bowl of pee pee flakes you have there!

by gasstationbonerpills July 14, 2025

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025