England is my city

A dumb thing that Nick Crompton said in Jake Paul's song called It's everyday bro.

Nick Crompton: England is my city.

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 20, 2017

England vs America

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.

"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
England vs America ... England wins

by KyleGOTCHA June 18, 2020

new england chilli dog

When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick

That man just gave that other man a New England Chilli Dog

by Bullit123 January 11, 2014

engaboo

the equivalent to a weeaboo but interested in English things such as: Doctor Who, Eastenders, Skins, Merlin, Torchwood, and etc.

person one: god you're such a frickin engaboo

by gotta blastoise August 1, 2016

engagement blowjob

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

the engagement ring

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA

My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..

by Boy Hampster windsor September 9, 2009

Queen of England

to thrust a woman's belly button so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the penis, thus creating a "royal robe". Then, shit on the woman's hair, creating a crown fit for the Queen. And finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to Big Ben.

"Dude, she wanted a fuckin' Queen of England, and I was like 'fuck no, bitch!'"

by Allowishes McGillicutty August 18, 2007