Eli

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!

They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'

Eli has become an insult

Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."

by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025

Elis

Fit gets all the birds and really good at video games

Elis is really good at video games

by James begger October 4, 2020

Elis

Elis is a person who makes a lot of friends he is very funny to girls and to his boys he loves soccer and is the best cb and the best at skills he makes a lot of money he is not that good looking but he is the perfect friend to have

who is that kid he has a lot of friends that must be a Elis for sure

by Anghelantonio123 May 15, 2022

Eli

loves you more its a fact its literally in the dictionary

Eli loves you more

by gaymf_. November 1, 2021

eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.

Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

Eli

Eli is the best person you will meet. He is extremely humble and flirty to that one person and stays loyal. He has the most beautiful smile that makes all the girls fall for him. He doesn’t like someone often but when he does he will be with them forever. Eli has a great personality and a lot of money although he never uses that to get what he wants and prefers to keep it a secret.

You and Eli are cute together.

Eli is so cute 😊

I love Eli ❤️

by I_hate_school June 21, 2022