The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
by Hayhayrene September 3, 2018

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate
Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

by Hiyuhhhh May 7, 2018

by John Gunner February 18, 2017

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.
Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!
Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
by Happy shit month May 30, 2022

Diarrhea is the tastiest snack you could possibly consume. I have no regrets of the diarrhea i have eaten today. You have to eat the delicious snack.
" DIARRHEA IS THE BEST"
by Diarrhea the 4th July 29, 2020
