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Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.
"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."
by Choader Boater May 16, 2020
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
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Dildo launcher

by anonymous November 26, 2022
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A dildo on wheels

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”
by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022
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Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.
Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?
by Splooogier January 13, 2022
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Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month
Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*
by I’m a human May 24, 2022
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