day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

dollar sign

A symbol that hundreds of moronic linux users, open source advocates, and ted Danson use as the S in the abbreviation "MS" (Microsoft).

This guy came up to me on the street and said "Why are you using M$ Winblows, when you could spend hours compiling free programs that won't work on your system!". The reason I know he used a dollar sign instead of an S, was because he said "M-Dollar Sign". The conversation may have also been closed-captioned.

by Olene Q'Dell April 30, 2005

poo-dollar

A game where you spread human feces on one side of a dollar bill and place it on the side-walk, poo side down and wait for someone to walk by and pick it up. When someone picks it up you must scream 'poo dollar' at them as loud as you can and then point and laugh. See also poo dollar,poodollar,poop dollar

That chick must be really hard up for cash, she kept the poo dollar.

by Captain Fatsack January 6, 2004

two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat

Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage

by No Regrets February 15, 2018

dollar-gentsia

The dollar-gentsia are affluent individuals who assume their wealth qualifies them as intellectuals or people of unquestionable good taste. The wealthy, especially the nouveau riche, who attend opera, ballet, the the'-ater, museums and gallery openings when they'd clearly rather be watching CSI reruns. Rich boors.

Museums attract not the truely intelligent and knowledgeable but the somewhat educated, the middle brow, those aspiring to intellectual-chic, the dollar-gentsia.

by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009

Dollar store mentality

When you believe that things that are a dollar or less should be bought in bulk because they are so cheap.

My Mom went out and bought 20 pairs of star shaped sunglasses because "someone would definitely get a dollar worth of fun out of them". She has a dollar store mentality.

My friend Paty used to say "If it's for free, it's for me....but the dollar store is good too."

by TSuave March 14, 2010

Dollar Dumplings

A slutty girl you can find anywhere.

Yo lets go get them dollar dumplings

by 8C Crew May 17, 2011