Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing

When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.

by therealthiung April 25, 2010

Bang, ding, WOW!!!

When a smoking hot Asian bangs you so hard you forget where you are and even what day it is. You reached a higher level of existence and then finished by seeing stars.

Dude, guess what just happened to me? What? It was “bang, ding, WOW!!!” You mean some hot Asian just rode the shit out of you? Totally!!!

by Cockness Monster 5 March 02, 2021

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 March 24, 2016

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 29, 2021

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

🎵ding🎵

A text.

Just then I got a 🎵ding🎵 from my friend.

by Kyle'snameisMax April 23, 2021