by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017
Get the Deez Nutsmug. Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
Get the Donald Deez Nutzzmug. by Gato20 March 29, 2022
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Get the deez nutsmug. by ksjfvoiushvoiusgb November 18, 2022
Get the DEEZ NUTSmug. Jeremy: hai bob :3
Bob: what Jeremy? :(
Jeremy: Deez!
Bob: Deez what?
4 hours later...
Jeremy: DEEZ NUTS!!!!
Bob: That took 4 hours. You need help.
Jeremy: Have you heard of Joe?
Bob: Joe who?
20 hours later...
Jeremy: Joe Mama!
Bob: Wrong Definition....
Bob: what Jeremy? :(
Jeremy: Deez!
Bob: Deez what?
4 hours later...
Jeremy: DEEZ NUTS!!!!
Bob: That took 4 hours. You need help.
Jeremy: Have you heard of Joe?
Bob: Joe who?
20 hours later...
Jeremy: Joe Mama!
Bob: Wrong Definition....
by rockorocko January 9, 2022
Get the deezmug. random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021
Get the Deez Nutzmug.