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Crunchy

Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.
Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?
by La Velocidad April 15, 2021
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Crunchy

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Crunchy

A term used exclusively to describe which variety of taco you refer to at Taco Bell. Other variations include: soft.
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Crunchychikennugget

Crunchychikennugget is a popular tiktok baddie. If you aren’t already following crunchychikennugget on tiktok you are missing out on alot. Shes also teaches how to be a baddie RAWR 🙄. She is very pretty and you're not. ❤️
Crunchychikennugget comments on every single video.
Crunchychikennugget is a tiktok star 😩
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Cranchie

Also known as a majestic Alexandra. A best friend who knows her way through a good hotdog.
I saw Cranchie yesterday, what an amazing sight.
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Cranchie

A majestic person also known as an Alexandra. Someone who knows there way around a hotdog and smells like sweet onions on a hot day.
Wow, she’s a Cranchie
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Crunch

Adjective describing something mmm mmm delicious like a chip or granola bar or something rancid rotten and a flop there is no in-between and it all depends on context clues. One might assume the term especially when referring to food means something is crunchy, however any good food can be crunch regardless of texture. This being the case crunch's etymological origins are unclear: It could be related to food texture, visual appearance, or similar slang term crunchy.

This term is often used within queer communities which may have been where the term originated from culturally.
In her 2016 single Puppet Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 said "Look at that mug go crunch,crunch, crunch" while this

effectively utilizes the term it doesn't explain it to a casual audience. On the genius lyrics page for this song Trey McGee explains:
"This is believed to be a reference to a joke made by Drag Race season 5 winner, Jinkx Monsoon, towards fellow contestant, Roxxxy Andrews.In a previous runway challenge, the judges had compared Roxxxy’s body to peanut butter. Jinkx, referring to the unsightly texture and cakeiness of Roxxxy’s face, compared her mug to crunchy peanut butter"
Damn that mug is crunch. /negative
These eggs are crunch as fuck. /positive
by QueerCodedCowboy December 21, 2021
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