A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
by FartSniffer22 June 06, 2024
by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021
The most beautiful and radiant boy across the land, his smile lights up the universe shining brighter than any star. He is my beam of light in this cold solace place of solitude. I’ll love you forever and then on
by Cr•aig September 20, 2022
A man with too much money than sense.
Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
by The Big Boii November 29, 2024
An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963
by Homie The Third August 23, 2021
Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021
A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids
by A person who hates all craigs February 13, 2022