covid avenger

Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.

My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.

by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

COVID-19

Something that has killed millions of people, but hasn’t been arrested yet

Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/

by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020

Schlong covid

Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body

You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.

by Barry Assman August 5, 2022

COVID enthusiast

noun
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.

2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.

Working from home has made Dave a real COVID enthusiast, and he is sharing stories on social media about needing to mask and social distance until 2022 because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective.

by sayinitlikeitis December 13, 2020

covid simp

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.

"have you talked to adam recently ?"
"yeah hes being a massive covid simp for genevieve"

by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020

Covid-🦇

When bats are believed to be the vector of the coronavirus to humans, which was first detected in a Wuhan lab in China, until a cover-up was no longer possible as whistleblowers risked their lives to report the rising number of infected and dead people to the outside world.

Fake leaders around the world never fail to scapegoat Covid-🦇 to rationalize the high number of infections and deaths in their own countries rather than because of their ineptitude or poor leadership in containing the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 25, 2020