More Cougarness

When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.

Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 09, 2023

More Cougarness

When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.

Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 09, 2023

Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 02, 2022

cougarring

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).

Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.

by TheSkinman August 04, 2014

Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar

Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!

by Theamazinggeek February 15, 2018

Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)

At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"

by KandovanyKocicka December 05, 2023

Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023