Conbrosation

When dudes have a heart to heart talk

My brother and his best guy friend had a chat about how important they were in each other's lives, to which I dubbed a conbrosation.

by AmanderTheDemander February 22, 2014

Conblobulated

The process of becoming a blob.

He was such a couch potato that he just conblobulated.

by Neki Nilla February 27, 2012

conbrain

A conservative, sometimes used pejoratively

Why do these conbrains hate poor people, hate gays and love guns?

by tory borty March 8, 2013

conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

Controller Licker

An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..

Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.

Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules

AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker

by AYjAY August 19, 2013

Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014

confronsation

A confrontational conversation. Engaging in a conversation with someone, with the intention of confronting them about something

I ran into my ex, we ended up having a Confronsation about all my stuff she still has

by Cpl_Tonsils April 7, 2016