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Communegurism

Is ideology founded in order to halt the spread of fagitry. Members are regarded as "Negurs," and are known for a deep dedication to the cause. This ideology came about when an alarming growth of fagitry was at play in an Android drawing community application called Squibblebox. There, the order grew and evolved to a full scale philosophy whose main objective is to cease and eliminate the spread of fagitry amongst the innocent people. Its main obstacle is another ideology of polar opposite intent to that of Communegurism: Luckyism. Named after the biggest fagt ever to be registered on Squibblebox, Luckyism seeks to destroy Communegurism regarding it as "troll play" by advancing the spread of fascist fagitry.

Common synonyms include: Red Negurism, Communist Negur, or simply Negur.
Communegurism is truth!

Become a negur today

For a fagt free tomorrow!
by TriumvirateofNegurs August 2, 2013
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Internal Combustion Engine

Its an engine you moron
by Nelsy fellow February 20, 2021
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computer anxiety

When, after dealing with many computer viruses in the past, are afraid to download anything in fear of it being a virus, no matter how many times you're told it's safe.
My computer anxiety is keeping me from downloading this file.
by Computer Anxiety Victim November 7, 2010
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compunerd

1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"

"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.
by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007
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computercentric

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.
e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”
by Excrucio August 25, 2006
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Computerism

The act of being against/hating a person for the simple fact of one person owning an different operating system. This mayeb attributed to the "fanboys" of different brands of computers such as Mac fanboys hating Windows owners.
Mac Fanboy: Hello what operating system do you have?
Windows user: I have Windows Vista.
Mac Fanboy: Im sorry but i dont think we hang in the same social circles.
Windows User: u believe in computerism?
Mac fanboy: I sure do. Windows is obsolete switch or suffer.
Windows user: No.
*parts ways*
by Daswani.1 February 15, 2010
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