Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.

"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."

by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

The Deranged Collector

The Deranged Collector is a being who has been here since the beginning of Time. His sole purpose is to collect things he finds and analyze them. He now is analyzing the things he finds on earth and would like it if you kik him at DerangedInside

The Deranged Collector is coming... He wants to know about what you collect.

by Collector... April 11, 2017

Wandering chimes collector

A bitch

Did you see Wandering chimes collector? What an iconic hoe

by randomperson12345678 September 11, 2017

Family scab collection

Immitation bacon bits

Grab the family scab collection from cupboard for my salad

by Poor slinky neck May 25, 2018

toss-across collecting

A creative method of scavenging for discarded returnable beverage-containers along the road; it involves starting out from your house and walking along one side of the road and throwing any returnables that you find on that side across the road to the other side, so that you can then collect all the returnables from both sides of the road on your way back again; this eliminates your having to carry any heavy bags of containers "the wrong way", i.e., in the opposite direction from your home, where you want to transport all the containers for processing and bagging up for the redemption center.

Toss-across collecting is a great way to save time and effort when scavenging for discarded empties; just don't toss glass containers, though, since they can easily shatter if they land on a rock or sizeable stone. Also, put some water or a small pebble inside the super-lightweight plastic bottles, so that they will be heavy enough to sail all the way across the road, especially if there's a breeze blowing in the opposite direction.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

people that need to collect jack

liam

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.

by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018

to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.

With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.

by QuacksO December 20, 2018