cod splayer

One who splays the cod.

One who leaves the women's knees weak, is most certainly a cod splayer.

by My Muh Uckin August 29, 2023

cod men

call of duty men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”

by königs left testicle August 21, 2023

codding

A boy teaching his future wife how to play call of duty.
Teaching someone call of duty with further intent.

Tim: I got to teach her cod, he'll be fucking her soon.
Robert: Oh, that's codding at its best.

by bobbytellsthetruth November 19, 2020

cape cod

It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"

I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!

by mike_dawson69 April 06, 2022

Cape Cod

the cutest place in the world

cape cod is adorable

by dream22 August 03, 2020

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.

Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD

by bradsylo January 13, 2011