Clout

Not something you acquire, but merely something naturally gifted by the grace of god to the select few worthy enough

Pat used to have clout, now he neither possesses clout nor boonk-like qualities

by Boonkgangorgtfo October 31, 2017

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

Clout Chaser

Someone who is desperate for internet points (clout)
These people will do anything to gain the internet points(clout) to make themselves look better and more important

"Hey did you see that guy begging for likes, he's such a clout chaser"

by Stormy_Folf February 4, 2021

Clout Chasing

When someone tries to gain clout off of another person, whether alive, or dead.

"RIP Takeoff, APB clip dumb."
This was a video from Michael from Atlanta, this use of clout chasing it by him referencing a diseased rapper, Takeoff.

by Stairoidsss November 6, 2022

Community Clout Chaser

An individual that only chases relevant topics of the community to seek funding. This individual does not care about the community, but rather lives his life chasing the wind.

For example, Farah Aw Osman is a community clout chaser.

by Yourenemydontworryaboutit September 28, 2019

Clout

The meaning of Clout is "famous, well-known, popular". Creators are Chicago Rappers Lil Jay, and King Yella, and FBG DUCK the word has been used since 2013.

Them boys just want some CLOUT.

by MeaningsDefined October 21, 2018

Political Clout Chasing

Alexandria Occasionally Cortez’ entire career in summary.

I pretended to be a victim in front of the Supreme Court Building, I’m political clout chasing just like AOC

by GnoCrypto July 20, 2022