Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.

Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.

by masterblanket March 24, 2015

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kickin it in the clouds

Friend 1: "Man i'm so gone."
Friend 2: "Same, i'm kickin it in the clouds."

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You're dog is really sweet. Is it a cloud puppy?

by Cloudpuppy69 July 09, 2017

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Yo my girl was on her period so i thought id blow a red cloud.

by CarterconkleYT April 30, 2018

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Noun: that little puff of smoke you burp out after clearing your lungs.

Harambe: *hits bong* *exhales* *burps*

John Wilkes Booth: nigga, you can't drop a Jugem's cloud over a kid. *bang*

by Enmyro September 03, 2016

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The act of using powdered cocaine as a sexual lubricant. (Warning: May cause failure of drug test)

I went cloud surfing all weekend, and I didn't even have to get out of bed!!!

by cloudsurfingbfa June 28, 2011

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an insult, interchangable with douche-bag or shit-head

if a guy was being an ass you'd say "hey, man, stop being such a fart cloud"

by Jawn September 29, 2003

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