Clown Tool

A complete and utter idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny.Banter July 28, 2008

Clown Girl

A name used for a female who does things that can be deemed as clownery.

Person 1: Omg did u hear Maxine was being hypocritical

Person 2: Yeah she is such a clown girl

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Clown Cap

Modern day cap with the flat bill and bucket size hat. These types of baseball caps tend to make who ever is wearing them look like clown especially when worn off center or the bill to the side.

Person 1) Look at that 909 Bro, what the hell is he wearing on his head?
Person 2) Oh, that's a clown cap.

by Das Twit October 8, 2009

Clown Town

Founded by 5 best friends from Marion, Indiana who grew up together, Clown Town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.

In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.

Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.

"Hey Johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?"
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."

"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."

by Long John Stuttle September 23, 2009

clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

by friarSams March 23, 2005

Clown Shoe

Pejorative phrase. Indicates that a person, thing, or activity is ridiculous; a joke; not worthy of respect; silly; excessive; gaudy; exaggerated for the sake of comedic or dramatic effect; lacking nuance or depth; trite; cliche; stereotypical or oversimplified concept or idea.

Plural: Clown Shoes.

Origin: Shoes worn by clowns, usually brightly colored with a bulbous toe region, are made to elicit a cheap laugh; superficial effect;

Compared to the Playstation 3, the Nintendo Wii is a clown shoe.

by F.T.B. June 17, 2008

Clown world

Some think its a nazi “buzzword” or a alt right thing but its not. Anyone can use clown world.

Its simply pointing out goofy ass shit that happens in our society. Usually ironic, hypocritical, senseless shit that just shouldn’t be the way it is. Especially in these trying times.

Guy 1: lol i just bought the whole halo infinite store and battlepass! I spent $200, im flexing on poors

Guy 2: fucking clown world

Guy 1: halo infinite has awful micro transactions, forced lobbies, only challenge xp and nothing for performance

Guy 2: lol you just want cosmetics

Guy 1: fucking clown world

Guy 1: welcome to my money burning asmr youtube channel
Guy 2: theres homelessness in our country, clown world

by American toilet November 24, 2021