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Claire

The most beautiful ogre in the swamp. Has a thing for dilfs with money. Will most likely leave you for her brother named Ronald.
Me: You peasant.
Claire: *moaning*
by Frankbre420 October 17, 2022
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claire

someone who has a very very low iq, no social ques and is a total bitch. doesn’t know how to control themselves and loves to cause havoc in other peoples lives for their own entertainment. but don’t no fret, you can always count on claire to give advice about relationships. not like every person who’s dated them are insane and immoral people ;)) but just like them, claire is a mean spirited person <3
“claire used me for ____ again.”
are you surprised??”
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“claire lied to get out of ___.”

“thats claire for you”
by asilvermetalbowl October 26, 2022
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on a Claire day

The word "clear" can be spoofed by substituting for the word "Claire"
On a Claire day you can see forever. eClaires are good to eat. Claire today and gone tomorrow.
by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021
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Claire

Blonde hair blue eyed girl that is very sweet. She may start out very shy and seems to overthink everything, but once you win her over she’s the best thing you could ever have. She’s fun to be around and very sarcastic so beware. A Claire is typically a person you would wanna marry and have kids with living in a beautiful house. Once y’all fall for each other you will be soulmates forever and ever.
Hey bro did u see Claire today?
Yeah bro I wanna be with her.

That would make life easy.
by Zach72219 January 27, 2021
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Claire

Claire is a BEAUTIFUL, CONFIDENT, GORGEOUS girl, she is the best friend you could ever ask for and is so funny, sarcastic and just fun to be around! She’s got a great sense of fashion and is amazing at taking photos, any photo she takes can make anyone look like a supermodel, including herself, but she looks like one anyway! Claire has stunning brown eyes and wavy blonde hair that is SO PRETTY! Claire will have all the boys at her feet within minutes, but she will only fall for the good ones, Claire is one in a million, if you have a friend that’s a Claire don’t, and when I say don’t I mean DON’T ever let her go!
Who’s that!?
Oh that’s my besties Claire
I gotta go say hi!
by Jarjar March 15, 2022
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Claire

Claire is big and buff
by Totally not seth June 8, 2022
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Claire and Shoncy

Claire and Shoncy: the modern day Romeo and Juliet. The 1967 movie of the same name talks of a couple who are bankrobbers travelling the country together.

Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Claire and Shoncy by Jay-Z and Beyonce and the '96 Me and My Girlfriend by Tupac Shakur.

#bonnie#clyde#bf#gf#03
Man, me and my b****, we're like Claire and Shoncy together.
by Majeedesty July 9, 2017
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