chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014

chocolate shamrocks

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.

guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'

by choccy sham H June 5, 2018

Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

chocolate leftovers

when you flush the toilet after pooping, and there are streaks of poop stuck to the toilet bowl.

Bruh how many times do i gotta tell you flush twice cuz im tired of you chocolate leftovers!

by Gandhi Ji March 15, 2014

trio of chocolate

Triple penetration from 3 different races

Becky took a trio of chocolate: one black guy, one white guy and one brown

by El Capitan! October 4, 2015

Chocolate pussy

Getting shit all over your vagina

Kristy wiped her ass from back to front and now has chocolate pussy

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019