chocolate lava cake

A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.

I gave that chick a mad Chocolate Lava Cake. It was tangy.

by iiiluckyboyiii June 6, 2014

Chocolate Yahtzee

A sexual act that involves a man and a woman. The man positions himself over the face of the woman so that his butt hole is in her face, and begins to perform a Tea Bag. While Tea Bagging, the man takes a dump on her face. When done taking the dump, the man yells out "YAHTZEE!"

man: Want to Chocolate Yahtzee?

woman: Yeah sounds like a lot of fun!

moments later....

man: YAHTZEE!

by Douglous17 April 14, 2010

Hot Chocolate Swirl

The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)

Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!

by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009

chocolate hammock

Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.

"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"

by dominic norton December 3, 2005

chocolate covered prarie dog

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.

-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."

by urdrinkingbuddy December 27, 2007

chocolate blain

"Chocolate Blain" the act of Raven, or any other black guy, smacking you in the face with his penis with such force that it goes through ur head. This is derived from a cross of "Chocolate Rain" and "Blain." This term is used mainly in any competitive situation, metaphorically.

Also, when a black guy *Raven* nuts on someone's face.

"Oh my gosh, you just got chocolate blained. You should probably put down the sticks."

by Joseph J. April 1, 2008

Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008