Chimple

Something which is both cheap and simple.

"We've got to keep this chimple, guys!"

by chimplythebest March 4, 2026

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Chimpkin

A type of cold-cut meat comprised of 30 chickens and 1 whole chimpanzee.

Wow Dave, this Chimpkin is amazing!

by MiniatureMother February 16, 2025

chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

Chimplesoot

A snappy, dismissive response used when one either doesn’t know or doesn’t care to elaborate on a particular topic.

Person 1: “You were there when Bobby gave his wedding speech, right? What did he talk about?”

Person 2: “Ah.. chimplesoot..”

by 6uppy April 1, 2025

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025