Chicago Hot Wrap

A sexual act in which a girl is rampantly defecated on post-intercourse, and then wrapped in cellophane as to preserve the scene.

Dude, I can't believe you Chicago Hot Wrapped that girl last night! What? You still have her in your room? Aweomse.

by Arthur S. September 18, 2008

Chicago

to be from chicago you have to be hard and watch your back. if ur a pussy ass bich go to new york and go watch a play. we have higher crime rate because the gangstas here dont take shit from anyone. its not like new york where you shoot one of there gangstas and ur like im sorry will you forgive me. and they are like ok but please dont let it happen again. u get ur ass beat for stuff u do here. yea our police force is the best in the world. they corrupt and shit but thats funny as hell. who wouldnt be corrupt if u have to deal with some people there. yo, 2 words Al Capone. 1.chicago 2.boston 3.La 4. albany.....880.new york-that is the city rankings.

Jesus- um God, what city did u hand create and is the best city in the world and is 8348567485 times better than new york?
God-why thats not even a question, I created chicago myself and is the best city in the world. Satan made new york

by chicago9999 December 28, 2005

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012

Chicago Cubs

Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will

Chicago Cubs are to white sox in Chicago as mets are to Yankees in new york

by Ghac October 13, 2011

Chicago Chili Cheese-dog

When a girl is having a yeast infection, you have anal sex while she's crapping all over your man-meat

My girl was on the crapper, so I picked her up and gave her the Chicago Chili Cheese-Dog.

by Shake 'n Bake August 15, 2006

chicago soft core

1. a name for the type of music bands like Fall Out Boy or Spitalfield play, very awesome catchy music.A light sounding rock music.

"No way you like fall out boy too? I love chicago soft core!"

by Laura K. December 9, 2005

Chicago 3rd Leg

A very small penis.

Example #1: Zachary said Jarred has a little pecker. A real Chicago 3rd Leg. All of 2 inches!

Example #2: Willie is in love with Gina but she wants nothing to do with his Chicago 3rd Leg.

by Somerville 4 life February 11, 2020