A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
by afrobillyshoes July 01, 2010
Any incident involving mass confusion, esp. involving a particularly large crowd. Basically, a bunch of people panicing when they really shouldn't be.
"Trying to evacuate the city before the hurricane hit was like a chinese fire drill; people were running everywhere."
by Telegram Sam April 27, 2003
According to our dumb ass president it is called the Chinese virus.This virus is also known as COVID-19 or the Coronavirus.
by F*ck me in the a** March 22, 2020
Micromanaging pointless details while forgetting the bigger picture; often, overmanaging a project to the point of engaging in unscrupulous methods or fakery.
We went to see the President speak...he had a handpicked audience, a dozen makeup artists and it felt really staged. It was totally Chinese olympics.
That girl's mom goes Chinese olympics and does all her homework and projects for her. What a fake.
That girl's mom goes Chinese olympics and does all her homework and projects for her. What a fake.
by Anatres 2221 August 13, 2008
my chinese bottle brutalized her vagina
by i <3 justin timberlake <33 June 04, 2009
A fried chicken of chinese decent, created by the communist chinese government to reduce mass population problems. While it has been often debated what causes the consumer to die (some believe its laced with cyanide) one thing is for sure, you take one bite and your brain stops tickin.
by Dan Miller December 03, 2004