Canadian rose

When you do a poo and don't wipe, then sit on someones forehead.

It leaves a lil 'rose-bud' in the shape of a Canadian maple leaf.

So last night, I did a sick Canadian rose on this chick!

by Joeltron dot com October 31, 2011

Canadian Sex

Starting with oral sex (French) but then part way through getting uncomfortable, stopping, and then putting on your pajamas and going to sleep in separate beds (British).

Gordon: "Did you end up bangin' that chick from Kelowna at camp?"
Dave: No, man, we just had Canadian sex: I was just about to blow my load when she asked me to go down on her. I tried to, man, but when I looked at that thing, I wasn't getting any nearer. I just said I was feeling sick, and I went to lie down on the couch."

by HerzogPhilipp October 23, 2007

Canadian Elf

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.

JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

Stupid Canadian

Aaron Thomas: who is from Canada.

You Stupid Canadian.

by ruck fules February 13, 2005

Canadian army

A force that could cause quite a bit of trouble, canada's military is grossly underfunded.

The canadians are nuclear targets for the russians yet the do nothing.

by loca July 8, 2004

Stupid Canadian

None have been found.

Unicorns are about as common as a stupid Canadian.

by Bloodmore January 26, 2006

Canadian Wedding

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010