uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"
by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. "Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Buddha311 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.