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Canada is above America, therefore its hat.
by Somegurlwhoisntcanadian February 12, 2009
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CaNaDa

The country I have lived in all of my life, and it kix ass! and i know the US does too, as doesw the UK and all of Eurpoe, even France, well maybe not France , hey at least the chicks there sunbathe topless. ut here we have free health care, and a very friendly community throughout in general. our counry is great for not having nearly as many gun related deaths as the US (that gives the us a bad image, but it isnt that bad, it isnt too different Canadiens are close to the same as americans, and not all of us hate the US) BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!! ROCKON!!!


and another thing, live here for a year if u are not canadian and i guarantee that u will wanna stay longer, and there are better places to snowboard here too!!!!


Hocky: was invented by BRITISH soldiers stationed in Canada

im a british canadian

for you others talking aboot water(some water now contains estrogen chemicals that reduce male sperm-counts:( )
if you dont live here, you arnt alive
by SHADE January 9, 2004
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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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La Canada

Most boring suburb of Los Angeles. More boring than the other suburbs of LA; there is absolutely nothing to do, including even a prosaic mall. Kids are stuck up, superficial and often nasty and mean-spirited. Moved here from NJ for the good public schools which was stupid because my parents had me and my sister apply to private and boarding schools anyway. We were trapped in a house without anyone my age for two years on a hill that was a mile from town where there was nothing to do anyway. The kids at my school were incredibly mean because I was new as a seventh grader and I spent the next decade recovering from suicidal depression and hating my life. DO NOT MOVE HERE
by misterhorseradish August 3, 2009
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Canaca

To practice the art of using lame pirate tactics and stealth to screw over your paying customers.
If you go over your monthly bandwidth limit, your internet host might Canaca and change the rates you were originally quoted from reasonable to robbery without any notice whatsoever.
by ajenteks July 16, 2005
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Canada's History

Maple syrup chuggin, Beaver lovin, Mounty huggin, AYE?!

What's all this aboot.
Kids these days like the pokemon
Kids these days like the rap music

Canada is Americas hat
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That's Canada's History DERP
by KYLES MOM February 12, 2010
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Canada's Herstory

Do not mistake this for "Canada's History"

Canada's Herstory has recently become popular among Canadian college girls because we all know they have a sweet tooth...

Description: This ritual requires atleast two females and is very simple. Who ever the participants are must agree not to say "eh?" throughout the event. As soon as one person slips, she must start drinking from a bottle of maple syrup. She may only stop once another participant has successfully place a moose antler up her ass. It can be assumed she will throw up at some point in the night so have a replica of the stanley cup available.
"Canada's Herstory tonight? I guess if I can find my lucky antler and bottle of maple syrup."
by Charlie Fellowship February 5, 2010
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