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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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Cricketeers

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime
Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.
by Silky_13 May 31, 2024
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Cricket

Cricket is one of the most popular sports in the world. It is a lot more interesting than other sports like football. The largest cricket league in the world is the IPL (INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE) and the governing body is the ICC (International Cricket Council). Cricket is extremely popular in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Australia, New. Zealand, West Indies, England, Ireland, South Africa, Zimbabwe and UAE.

Cricket is a bat and ball game. There are 3 formats of the game (Test, One Day, T20). The positions on the field are bowler, keeper, batter, and fielder. Although fielding is the least favourite in youngsters but it is what wins a game.
Cricket is not to be confused with baseball and similar sports. Main Reason: There are no 3 strikes in cricket or 'home run'
Top Cricketers of all time include Ricky Ponting, Don Bradman, Sachin Tendulkar, Michael Vaughan, Brian Lara, Chris Gayle, and Imran Khan
Top cricketers of today include, Babar Azam, Virat Kohli, Jasprit Bumrah, Mohammed Rizwan, Rishabh Pant, Patt Cummins, Rohit Sharma, Jos Buttler, Joe Root, Kane Williamson, and Jofra Archer
As of Feb 2022 the biggest rivalry is India-Pakistan and the top teams are (according to the icc) Australia(Test) , New Zealand(ODI), India(T20i). You can find the current one on the icc website
England cricket are not performing as well and have tried to change the rules with THE HUNDRED - a disgrace to cricket.
For more information see the icc page
Who likes football, it is such a terrible sport, instead you could play cricket, one of the best games in the world
by CRICKET4LIFE March 3, 2022
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Cricket

An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.
I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.
by T. Sherman January 16, 2024
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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Night Cricket

A term used as a slur against black people.
1: "Dude, did you see the 7/11 down the street get robbed last night?"
2: "Yeah, I saw two night crickets run out the back door."
by wifebeater8651 March 17, 2024
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