Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore

Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.

by PaulGold August 4, 2014

Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches

Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death

by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired

watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.

by anonymous November 21, 2023

jeep cricket

A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep

Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket

by Jcpenney0550 May 9, 2017