Sugar Cougar

A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.

-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!

-Bro your chick's old!

-Yeah, but she still looks bangin, plus my Sugar Cougar pays all my bills.

by ECO-AF July 27, 2018

More Cougarness

When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.

Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

cougarring

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).

Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.

by TheSkinman August 5, 2014

cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man

Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 16, 2021

alabama cougar fetish

When you have the hots for your own aunt

My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish

by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018

Cougar

Aidan Schwartz

Wow! Aidan is such a cougar.

by Dickbeater23 July 10, 2022