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sneaky colombian 

sneaky colombian
a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
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Colombian Facial 

When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.
After rough sex, Juan gave Carolina a Colombian Facial and got high after.
Colombian Facial by Cata Funtes August 3, 2010

Colombia 

A beautiful south American Country bordering Panama, Ecuador, Venezuela and Peru. Known for beautiful girls, nice beaches, the best coffee, and the finest emeralds. Main language is Spanish and main religion is Christian Catholicism

IT USED TO BE A VERY DANGEROUS COUNTRY in the 80s and 90s when Pablo Escobar was around, but not anymore. Countries like Mexico and Brazil are now more dangerous.
Colombia has the most species of birds than anywhere else in the world.
Colombia by checkm8in2 April 13, 2019

Columbian Moneyshot 

In the Climax of fucking a girl you blow your load on a plate/table/flat surface and have her snort your cum as if it was cocaine!
Cum on a table and make her snort it like its cocaine and that is a Columbian Moneyshot
Columbian Moneyshot by xROxMExHOEx February 15, 2008

Colombian 

Yo Freda, get me a cold Colombian while you're in the fridge!
Colombian by happynoj February 6, 2010

columbianbandit 

person who makes a full pot of coffee when only one person wants it
Forest is a columbianbandit for making a full pot of coffee when he is the only one who wants it.
columbianbandit by jason February 11, 2004

Columbian Tegu

A sexual act ,right before male ejaculation, a female proceeds to lick the male scrotum aggressively while she squeezes the shaft of the penis as if she would let go and it would run away, until it turns purple through the time of male orgasm.
Friend 1: dude, I watched a porn last night where, right before a guy nutted, the girl started licking his balls and squeezed his dick until it turned purple
Friend 2: yeah man, sounds like a Columbian tegu to me!
Columbian Tegu by Cdiff2018 January 17, 2018