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cerealness

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.
Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.
by Baklava42 January 13, 2007
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10 Cereals

A game played. Hold a person down and have others tickle or smack there belly till they can finish naming 10 cereals.
Molly: "You want to play 10 cereals?"
Jimmy: "Sure, Whats that?"

Molly tackles jimmy and all there friends smack his tummy till the game is finished.
by xLelachaosxx May 31, 2009
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cerealist

Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.

A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.

ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix

Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.
Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.
by tylersmyler September 12, 2010
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cerealogist

A cerealogist is the name for a person who studies crop circles. The names derives from the Greek goddess Ceres, goddes of corn.
A team of cerealogists visited the field to assess whether the crop circle could have been man-made.
by New Swirled Order September 23, 2013
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cerealgg

Best Streamer Ever (No clickbait)
Super hot
sounds like a 21 year old
www . twitch . tv/cerealgg
cerealgg is SO hot
by Your mom has no balls July 12, 2022
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Chereal

Basically, fake cereal, not (che)real. Chereal is most likely cheap, because it makes it easier to compete with the brand they actually copied.

These brands are also usually named something nearly the same, something that means the same but is basically just a cheaper version.

The brands also have an image that relates to the actual brand it is bootlegging, as well. Or something completely random. Like an image of three African American kids running after a kangaroo.
Some examples of chereal brands are Crispy Rice, Frosted Fruity, Oh's, and General Gnash.
by MariaPalooza September 28, 2008
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Cerease

the most beautiful girl ever and sweeter than a cherry!
she is a good friend, and full of goss!
she can be a bit of a whore but ahh well!
Omg there's a cerease!
If you taste it dont waste it!
by Saswaa March 9, 2011
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