texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock

person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue

by roflrofler September 4, 2009

buttholes

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.

I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.

by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008

butthole whistle

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts

Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE

by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010

butthead

A)A person who:
1. Does not cooperate with you.
2. Makes fun of you.
3. Is being annoying.

B)A word used for fun by many to annoy another person.

You know what, you're a BUTTHEAD! Yeah, I said butthead.

by Katherine[: June 5, 2005

Buttholearius

When something said, or done, is so funny it makes your butt hole pucker while laughing.

Boy 1 "Bro, Derek tripped over jasmines dildo walking down his steps!"
Boy 2 "Bro, that shits buttholearius!"

by Swizzle44 February 9, 2017

Butthole Tetris

A game where you see how many odd-shaped objects you can stack up your ass.

"hey man, heard you and your buddies are going home for a game of butthole tetris."

by killerbarbie May 7, 2013

Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."

"Hey, butthole plumber!"

by Head Plumber May 23, 2013