You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.
Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
by JohnLevine May 3, 2011
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A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.
Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
by crappyjack September 20, 2009
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In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".
In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".
by bokertoke June 12, 2009
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Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.
Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.
Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.
by Blue73 August 16, 2014
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Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.
Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.
Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."
by Musica42 February 27, 2009
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