Boomer

an old fart

kid: Hey grandpa! or should I say boomer! loserrrrr
Grandpa, AKA, boomer: go suck a truck.

by itzyagurl_taytay March 14, 2020

Boomer Remover

The “Boomer Remover” is also used as a nickname for the coronavirus/Covid-19. The reason it is named this is because it is worst affecting people aged 55+, and boomers are aged 55-75

Hey, are you ok? You don’t seem too well. Maybe you caught the Boomer Remover while you were in china?

by peneupmybootyhole69 March 15, 2020

Boomer Broomer

A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.

“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.

God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.

Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”

God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”

by JimmyChonga24 March 22, 2020

Boomeritis

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.

“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”

by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020

Boomer Remover

Another name for corona virus

Unfortunately she has the boomer remover.

by 12345579 April 23, 2020

Boomerbush

When a baby-boomer calls you to talk for an hour so they can tell you an unimportant detail that could have been sent in a quick text message.

"My boss called me for an hour to boomerbush me about putting the cover sheet on the TPS reports."

by darknemesys April 28, 2020

Boomer Gf

A girlfriend of which does not enjoy modern day things/hobbies such as video games or any form of technology related hobby besides tv. similar to a baby boomers mindset

person 1: “Bruh my gf hates me playing video games,”
person 2:“Damn you got a boomer gf”

by Boomer Gf April 29, 2020