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British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.
by Travair January 13, 2022
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walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener
Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!
by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021
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anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.
Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.
by MarkusR February 27, 2009
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Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.
(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.
by Junkyard Dogs October 3, 2012
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finger-blowjob

Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).
Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"
by DatFingerBlower October 4, 2013
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