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Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.
That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.
by Meridianprice August 22, 2021
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.
I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?
by Disaster squad April 3, 2006
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Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.
I have had a bats moment.
by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022
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softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017
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