banana kink

when someone shoves a banana up your ass, vagina, or both. :-)

someone shoves a banana up your booty "UGH YES DADDY HARDER"

basically what banana kink is use protection kids

by i dont have a life July 18, 2016

Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

“Did you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?”

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

banana man

The BEST FUCKING SUPER HERO EVER.No arguments....he just fucking is.

"When Eric eats a banana he becomes....THE BEST SUPER HERO EVER"

by steve June 29, 2004

banana slap

First you eat a banana, then you take the peal, grab the connected end, and slap someone with the separated end. 3 or more ends will suffice in causing enough pain and hilarity. When you banana slap someone, you must yell, "banana slap!" This is only necessary for the complete experience.

*eats banana*
*grabs end*
*slaps*
*yells, "banana slap!"*
*runs away if necessary*

by The Buhjohnston March 7, 2005

banana land

A realm far from reality, where insane people believe what they say is correct.

Alex insists that he is Jesus Christ, clearly he is lost in banana land .

by I hate dumb people June 13, 2016

bananas in pyjamas

a penis wearing a condom

those men have their bananas in pyjamas...

by Oh Yeah! Dean November 29, 2007