blake

a retarted fag who plays guitar and is horrible with the ladies

blake is a homosexual

by bob sanchezy January 17, 2009

Blake

One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.

That guy is worse than the noobs, it must be Blake.

by DevourerOfSouls June 4, 2011

blake

simply beautiful, sweet, u wish u were her, boys fall over her, prettiest one in school, somehow her frends arent jealous, picky when it comes to boys, preppy, can u say Abercrombie?, loves to flirt, weird around opposite sex, many frends that are great to her, athletic, short, sporty, wealthy$$$, hott!!!

Omg that was a blake!!!
Ya that was, she was so hott!!!
lets get her number
Can i have ur number?
Umm no!! Goodbi

by Beautifull unicorn godess July 15, 2008

Blake

An ape. A person who is completely full of himself, and thinks that he is the greatest at everything; unfortunately he is smarter than me. Grossly overweight. Lethargic Ape Down Syndrome Bitch (LADSB).

A kid named Blake at our school.

by Myke Hawke - April 24, 2011

Blake

Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes

eeww gross those two dudes are doing the blake with each other

by DankSnatch February 4, 2010

blake

blake is a verry anoying, sometimes cool and small penised man who can never really get girls because he is to afraid to talk to them and is fairly smart.

omg that is such a blake thing to do.

by bumbflufff June 30, 2011

Blake fucked

To not have have sex with someone but to have claimed that you have.

"Hey how did that night with Jenna go?"
"It was ok. We came back to my place, watched a movie and I Blake fucked her."
"Oh, bummer."

by Christian McNamara March 18, 2008