Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.

Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.

by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021

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Bettyed

To be Bettyed is to be at a party minding your business when an ex rolls up on you uninvited just because they know you’re there.

This definition comes from the Taylor Swift song ‘Betty’. The song depicts a boy (James) showing up to Betty’s party as a surprise to get back together with her. This definition can be used in either a positive or negative manner and they party can be either someone else’s or your own.

Augustine: You just got Bettyed.

Betty: what?

Augustine: Your ex James wasn’t invited to this party but he came anyways just to see you.

by Sawyer is a shit June 13, 2023

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Three knuckle Betty

When a female uses any combination of fingers to insert three knuckles deep into her vagina.

My husband told me to send him a selfie of me doing a three knuckle Betty.

by January 16, 2021

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baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.

Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.

by surfdog April 26, 2016

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Betty Ann Bunger

A loving mother and devoted homemaker, she still found time to be an active member of the garden club, to hook rugs with her Wilton friends "The Happy Hookers", to volunteer at the Norwalk Hospital Thrift Store, work in a local curio shop and to practice ballet into her 80's.
She will be remembered by those that knew her for her sharp wit, no nonsense attitude, wonderful sense of humor and hosting large family gatherings at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Oh man I want to be Betty Ann Bunger

Oh yeah, the happy hooker?

by Robert. Floor December 22, 2023

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