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Bag Wanker

The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!
Luke Austyn you're at the front of the queue, BAG WANKER!
Austyn :(
by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013
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d-bag

abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."

"What a fuckin d-bag!"
by Trunk December 31, 2007
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Bag

slang for a STD, specifically AIDS
-Dawg you better not fuck that hoe..
->Why not my boy?
-Shit, you know she got that bag?
by Boss Man December 4, 2003
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slappin' the bag

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.
"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!
by harrebawl July 15, 2011
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Bag of ass

Navy term

1.Used to describe one's uniform or appearance as unsat or out of regulation.

2. Used to describe a feeling of being hungover or unwell.
1. Damn, sailor. It looks like you were hit with a bag of ass!

2. Man, I woke up this morning feeling like a bag of ass.
by Nicodemus May 9, 2004
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bag tag

originating from the game of tag, where several parties (generaly male) flick each others testicles with their hands without intent to injure, but to send an unpleasant twinge to the other person's testicles.
by DUDEMAN September 2, 2004
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bag of sand

It is how Steve Carell describes the feminine mammary glands (boobs/tits) in the movie...40 year old Virgin
Steve: You know...when your feeling them...they feel like a...bag of Sand.
by TT49 March 13, 2008
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