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awkward pony

the act of being retarded
"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"
by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007
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awkward dominoes

by the6rayspider May 16, 2014
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Terminally Awkward

When someone is so awkward it's a legitimate disease.
You are so terminally awkward that being in the same room as you causes physical pain.
by Sangichan October 19, 2011
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turtle awkward

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
by christina_jessica September 27, 2008
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Awkward Crab

Is a hand motion similar to awkward turtle, employed when an awkward situation arises. Depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward crab is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward, bent slightly at the knuckle, and by moving the thumbs alternating upward and downward.
Speaker 1: Want to get coffee sometime?
Speaker 2: No thanks
Speaker 1: *awkward crab*
by Rinsky May 6, 2011
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awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.
"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"
by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018
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awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.
- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!
by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011
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