archie slattery's cock

such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.

Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.

by willy12369 June 17, 2022

Archie King

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies

Dont be such an Archie king faggot

by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022

archiebold

shitfaced wankstain for honour player

i want to give archiebold a handjob

by astolfo lover June 29, 2022

ARCHIE DAVIDSON

archie Davidson has a huge horse cock that gets a massive boner from his gfs ego or just from seeing her

archie Davidson gf is hot and turns him on with her ego

by neilisHOT July 21, 2022

Archie Bass

A widely known person with MCS and often refers to his friends as chaps.

"Archie Bass you're MCS'ing right now."

by GenerousWombat83 July 21, 2022

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022

Archie

The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.

Person 1: See that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hella-thicc
Person1: thats Archie for you

by nigga dick balls August 30, 2022